Remember the scene at the end of that brilliant movie, Magnolia, that had people confused everywhere? The one where the frogs lept out of the sky and kept falling on the ground? I now have the answer. The movie must have been filmed in Virginia.
I am still here. I leave Monday. I hear there is a poker game in town tonight and I am hitting it. CANNOT WAIT.
So last night I was having dinner next door with my best friend and her family and my convelescing mother, and the tree frogs were SO LOUD you would not have believed it. I thought about when I used to live on Tenth Avenue in New York and decided that the tree frogs were louder than the trucks coming out of the Lincoln tunnel.
And then I hear my friend Tammy laughing, and pointing to her foot, and one of them had landed on her foot.
She was laughing. I was not. I do not like, in this order:
Snakes
Lizards
Frogs
and all of their various counterparts. Yet I have had encounters with all of them (a lizard ran across my face while sunbathing once and I almost went into cardiac arrest). And then there are the snakes. Many, many encounters with snakes, venemous and harmless, the worst being when one crawled through my flip flop strap on my foot and I kicked the snake and my flip flop off about ten feet in the air.
And now these frogs.
When, in the next five minutes, I felt a huge gross splat on my arm, I knew that a tree frog had landed. That was it for me. I went inside after getting the horrid little thing off.
So maybe the scene in Magnolia wasn’t symbolism. Maybe Paul Thomas Anderson lived in Virginia one time, in this damp, swampy place, and had to deal with this kind of stuff.
PS, I have discovered a new diet, and it’s great, though it can be difficult. The great part is you can eat whatever you want and drink beer. The difficult part you can figure out for yourself. I am patenting it, so don’t try and steal it, it’s my idea. It’s called the “Run Around” diet, otherwise known as “Taking Care of an Elderly Parent who is Stubborn and Supposed to be Bed-Ridden Diet”. It has almost killed me, but I am five pounds lighter since I have been here.